For instance, remember that Angel and Spike are Harry and Draco thing? I really, really want to write more of that.

( spoilers for Deathly Hallows )

The rate at which I come up with ideas is alarming. (The rate at which I execute said ideas, say oh never, is also alarming.) ( For instance, take this modernized teenybopper Camelot story. )

Notice how I call "ideas" just taking the same stories and characters and giving them new names. Except none of the names are new. I am unoriginal and bland. Except for all these ideas, which are unoriginal and cool.

And now, a million bajillion Harry/Draco fics which I have either started and will probably never finish, or will never even start. I just want them out of my head, but they will not go. These are really rough ideas so full of RANDOM and rambling that you'll choke, probably. So, you know, hand at the level of your eyes, and that. ( The Harry/Draco fic idea list. Is long. And really really rough. I would not read this unless I was terrifically bored. Which I am. )

So I was talking to my_daroga the other day and we each thought of something there needs to be fic for. Mine was silly but when I couldn't get to sleep last night in PMS-induced insomnia, I decided there were all sorts of things that should have fic, and don't, and if there is you need to point me to it, and then I need to whine about how there's not enough of it.

Fandoms, canons, and subjects there should be fanfiction for:

( MICELLANEOUS )
( GREEK MYTHOLOGY FIC )
( DEAD AUTHORS (AND SOME PHILOSOPHERS) )
( HISTORICAL FICTION/FACT CROSSOVERS WITH BUFFYVERSE )
( THE LEGEND OF KING ARTHUR )

And before you say it, yes. Yes, I do have a lot of time on my hands.

S. Hotmail doesn't seem to be working for me. I can't get to any of my email. (eta: working now. It was down for hours!)
A. My brain hurts from trying to write too many concepts and not enough plot.
D. I'm at work, I have no laptop, and I can't think.

!. I always have a billion fandom, meta, fic thoughts that I just don't post about because I want to Think Them Out and present them in an orderly fashion, so we can have real, big discussions about them. See S.-D. for why I'm not about to do that.

Instead, I brain-dump all at once.

( Closed vs. Open Canon, Writing AUs. )
( Dark!fics: definition, and the endless 'vs. fluff' debate. )
( Unpopular Fannish Opinion #1: Fandom, I owe you nothing. )
( Liking characters as people vs. liking them as characters. )
( Fanfic as the fulfillment which canon lacks. )
( List of fictional unkinks. )
( What's so intimidating about the blank page/screen? )
( Interconnectivity of Jossverse. )

That meme about posting lines from your fic--lostakasha twisted it and posted lines from fic she hasn't posted, and I thought it was a cool idea.
So, here goes. I picked bits from *all* the fics currently going on on my computer, because I'm thorough like that and apparently have the pomposity to think random people might be interested. But these days I'm noticing I like kicking around ideas and dreaming up fics I'll write better than writing. Also, better than working. I left off my IWRY fic 'cause I know it'll be out in Nov, but hopefully the War Stories fic'll get posted soon too. And one day Best Souvenir. *crosses fingers* Anyway, here goes, if anyone wants to see my fic-knickers.

WARNING: Some of these are rated NC 17. Please don't read if you're underaged or not into it.

1. ( next War Stories fic )
2. ( from chapter 22 or 23 of Best Souvenir. Really random bit. )
3. ( A/B/F/S piece, I dunno )
4. ( Angel/Cordelia and Connor, something about kings, with Trinity stuff fic )
5. ( Angel and Connor phone conversation )
6. ( Really really really long B/A fic )


Please note, this other two are crack. I mean crack of the REALLY cracktastic variety. It's kind of like doodling--you're not really thinking about it and your hands just move; you don't mean to make a work of art or even a finished sketch and there's no "whole" there.

7. ( A/S long, multi-chaptered, CRACK, human, AU, backstory, which actually means William/Liam. With like, poetry reading. )

WARNING: please don't read if it squicks you. Please defriend or go the hell away if it offends you.

8. For Kita and Stoney: ( a part of some Connor/Angel I'm never going to do anything with. )

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eta: I'm a dumbass and posted the wrong versions of some of these. So, sudden editing. Oops.