For instance, remember that Angel and Spike are Harry and Draco thing? I really, really want to write more of that.

( spoilers for Deathly Hallows )

The rate at which I come up with ideas is alarming. (The rate at which I execute said ideas, say oh never, is also alarming.) ( For instance, take this modernized teenybopper Camelot story. )

Notice how I call "ideas" just taking the same stories and characters and giving them new names. Except none of the names are new. I am unoriginal and bland. Except for all these ideas, which are unoriginal and cool.

And now, a million bajillion Harry/Draco fics which I have either started and will probably never finish, or will never even start. I just want them out of my head, but they will not go. These are really rough ideas so full of RANDOM and rambling that you'll choke, probably. So, you know, hand at the level of your eyes, and that. ( The Harry/Draco fic idea list. Is long. And really really rough. I would not read this unless I was terrifically bored. Which I am. )

Someone also should've suggested, of fics I'd never write: if Angel and Spike went through a portal to Hogwarts and came out the other end named Harry and Draco. Right? Are you with me? Can't you just see Spike with Crabbe and Goyle and Pansy and Blaise going like, "So . . . you're the new Scoobs? Do you, like, save the world, free Willie, and watch Bollywood movies, or what? Guys? I can be into that."

Crabbe kinda looks at his shoes and scuffs them a bit, whereupon Goyle puts a hand on his shoulder, furrows his brow, bucks up his courage and says, "Actually, Draco, we're miniature Death Eaters."

"So . . ." Spike furrows his brow as well. "You're zombies? Or do you just . . . bite dead people? 'Cause, I can be into that, too."

Blaise rolls his eyes. "We follow the Dark Lord, he's evil, we want to wreak havoc and mayhem and hurt people we don't like. Capiche?"

Spike waits a beat. "I can be into that."

( Read more... )

Obviously, I need sleep.

edited because I'm still awake