I can't decide weather to thank you or hit you over the head with a fish for tagging me. ;)

I couldn't pick just one fic to quote at you (they're all so good) but I've avoided "Now the Shining Sun is Up" because I think my comment on that quoted it a whole bunch. So quotes!

"“See-saw, Margery Daw, Jacky shall have a new master”; that’s how we say it in England, but Mummy won’t pay, not a penny a day, because Jacky can’t fuck faster than she can kill." - It just. I'm speechless. The sing-songy childrens rhyme phrasing! The contrast between that and the harsh words like "fuck" and "kill" thrown in there! DRU!

"Fathers don’t get shot, see. They’re invincible." - There are no words. No, I found one. WESLEY.

"Think eating something sinful. You know how with some things you can simply feel your arteries clogging? That’s what I’m talking about. Think fudge. Think donuts. Eat Devil’s Food Cake with thick frosting; then settle your hand on yourself and stroke yourself a boner, because that’s what feeding feels like." - This is possibly the first description of drinking blood I've ever read that explained it in a way I could imagine. None of that "power and life and amazing floaty feelings and sexuality," just this.

I was going to quote you something from "The Confessional" but I went in to find something and I couldn't pick. That whole fic is made of so much win. I will say that the "inch, circumfrence, world" line stuck with me when I first read it though. There. That good?

Right. I need sleep. And to contact a last minute beta with my completely new hds_beltane fic that I got an extension for. And to finish all my schoolwork that I haven't done all semester. And sex. Sex would be good.

Sorry. I'm spamming your ij. Also you need to finish (and post) that H/D fic, for I wish to read moooore!