So, my_daroga finally sat me down and made me watch Dario Argento's Phantom of the Opera, starring Julian Sands and Asia Argento and "based" on the Phantom of the Opera story (yes, the quotes are necessary). And this post is to tell you you must see this film. There are three reasons this movie is awesome:

1. It is so bad.
2. And yet, a few parts are so good.
3. Parts of this film are unique and thinky in spite of itself.

• ( List of the most thrilling aspects in defense of why this movie wins the internets. With PICTURES, y'all. )


• ( Thinky Thots: Wherein I think more about this movie than possibly anyone ever has in the whole wide world. Except for possibly my_daroga. Also, flaunt my true phangurrl colors. They are under my feathers. See? *ruffles* )